Chances are … this is NSFW:

Republicans are talking a lot about sex lately because they either don’t like women having it or they want to control women and their sexuality.  So what’s a girl to do? I know! Late 90’s Cybersex!  What is more safe than getting your groove on when your partner is in a whole different decade?!  Let me show you how:

Let’s hope when things heat up she doesn’t get a busy signal!